I just took a piss. Nothing extreme. Nothing impressive.
I was just thinking. I think when I piss. I think about what I might do after I piss.
Sometimes when I piss and I’m going back to a party or a date or hanging with a friend I think about all of the things I am going to say next.
Sometimes I think about how I’m going to get my date to kiss me. Touch me. Fuck me.
Sometimes I think about the impressive things I am going to say to people when I am done pissing. Deep and meaningful thoughts while I piss.
Sometimes I think about what I am going to write when I get back on my lap top like now.
I just took a piss and thought about writing a poem about my piss.
Here it is folks. My piss thoughts. Not thoughts of piss.
I wonder what you think when you piss. I wonder what you think while I’m pissing.
Do you hope I don’t come back?
Do you wonder if I am thinking about you? How I can kiss you? Touch you? Fuck you?
Do you wonder what stupid thing I am going to say next to be the center of attention? Do you wonder if I am going to come up with something to say to warm you up to me?
Do you think when you piss? What do you think?